'Boys' I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy': Things You should Buy Me

Bought some new stuff and wanted to share the goodies with you.

So thats the latest stuff that I got from ebay. They had great deals and now Im addicted. Oh well gonna go shop some more.

Welcome to Morganville

Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave.

So, You're new to Morganville. Welcome, new resident! There are only a few important rules you need to know to feel comfortable in our quiet town:

-Obey Speed limits
-Dont litter
-Whatever you do, dont get on the bad side of the vampires

Yeah, we said vampires. Deal with it.

As a human newcomer, you'll need to find yourself a vampire Protector- someone willing to sign a contract to keep you and yours from harm (especially from other vampires). In return you pay taxes. Of course, in most towns, those taxes don't get collected by the Bloodmobile.
Oh and if you decide not to get a Protector, you can do that too...but you'd better learn how to run fast, stay out of the shadows, and build a network of friends who can help you. Try contacting the residents of the Glass House--Michael, Eve, Shane, and Claire. They know their way around, even if they always end up in the middle of trouble somehow.

Welcome to Morganville. You'll never want to leave.
And even if you do....Well you can't/
Sorry about that.

-Bite Club

MY LIFE SUCKS HARD

Getting sexually harassed by a pedo vampire isn't fun when your growing up. Whats even better is when the people who are supposed to protect you, i.e your parents, pretty much sold stalking rights to said vampire. Thats when I decided not to sign the contract to have him as my Protector. I ran all the way to Michaels that night and the rest is history. I now live in the Glass House with my boyfriend Michael, Shane, and Claire. All in a days work here in Morganville. Run while you still can.

'Boys' I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy'

How You Doin

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Things You should Buy Me