Can vampires get you pregnant?
Yeah thats kind of a stupid question to ask.... but really can they. I mean Im kinda.... You know with Michael and well I ran out of birth control the other day. So what I want to know is it going to turn out all creepy twilighty or am I just freaking out for no reason, and before you say 'talk to Michael' well no. Just not yet. Eventually sure we can sit down and have the birds and the bees talk, but not know while Im freaking out. I dont need him freaking out on top of it. Then he'd probably go ask some random vamp or worse Oliver about it, and my life would just be over. Yeah everyone assumes were together but I dont need them actually knowing. That is just way too much info that others shouldn't know.
In other news...Ran into Monica the other day. Yeah normally I just ignore her and walk away but the bitch got right up in my face and told me to keep my brainiac on a leash. No one talks about Claire bear like that. And Im the only one who gets to call her Brainiac. So I slipped the silver stake from my pocket and got up in her face. Lets just say she thought a lot more about what would happen to a human if the were on the receiving end. Shes probably gonna try to jump me in an alley next week now, but it had to be done. I must stick up for the smartys in my house which consist of only Claire. Cause lets face it, Shane does stupid stuff all the time, Micheal's right behind him, and me well yeah nuff said.
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